You really coming over, don't trick.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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