But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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