you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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