Three words: puerto rican gang bang
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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