90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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