Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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