I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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