There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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