and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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