So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Found the puke drawer
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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