who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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