That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
50% drunk capacity currently
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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