you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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