i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We need a shit load of segways right now
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
