Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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