You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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