Kiss
Puke
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
look no pants
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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