I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
