I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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