Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Randomize