I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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