dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
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