great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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