Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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