So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Damn victory sex feels great
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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