butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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