3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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