At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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