dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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