no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize