strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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