did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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