Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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