There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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