heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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