I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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