if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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