escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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