Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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