Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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