But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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