i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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