hotel room ftw
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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