Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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