WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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