Non-Jews are for practice
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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