Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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