So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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