Fuck appropriateness.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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