Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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