JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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