I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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