Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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