I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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