We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so that wasnt chicken after all
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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