Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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