i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize