Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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