there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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