Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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